Justin Matthew Dullum FAQ OCTOBER, 2009 **APPEARING ON NPR'S CAR TALK COMPILATION** The good folks at Car Talk have included my tune Aspire on their latest compilation: Stairway To Heapdom **NEW ALBUM ANNOUNCED ~ Coming late Oct. 2009** The Neighbor Kid When played, the result travels faster than the standard speed of sound. By 3.4 miles-per-hour, to be exact. You have no idea how long it took me to figure this out. Click here to be transported to the mystical world of Myspace, where songs from The Neighbor Kid will play like mad. And now, back to the FAQ... How do you pronounce Dullum? This is debateable, but according to Norwegians, it is pronouced Doo-lum, not Duh-lum. Us Dullum's running for office can't afford to be wrong. Does Dullum wear a mustache like this guy? Dullum inevitalbly wears a mustache if he doesn't shave for a while, but nothing like that guy's. Where is Dullum from? Dullum grew up in Grand Forks, North Dakota, which is a nice little place on the Red River. He spent a decade of formative years in Minneapolis before moving to Santa Barbara, California, where he pays a violent amount of rent. Does Dullum put out records? He has four at the moment, including the new one, but that one isn't available yet. Here are the i-Tunes links: Friendly Medicine Gravity Apartment And the e-music counterparts: Friendly Medicine Gravity Apartment These albums are available on dozens of the most highly trafficked download sites. J.M. Dullum is grateful for any interest. Thank you. As a side note, Dullum considered it a great honor the first time he found a song of his illegally available via soulseek, and plans forthcoming albums that future generations can illegally distribute. First person to make one of his records available via BitTorrent gets one (1) free record. Why does Dullum put out records? Fame? Fortune? Sex? Power? Dullum is fortunate if one of these things come his way in any quantity, but music is rarely the bringer. This was true only in 9th grade when he convincingly played Extreme’s More Than Words to a number of like-minded teen girls who, as it were, had no defense. It’s been downhill since then. These days, Dullum puts out records because it beats getting the hair plugs he'd need to be on television. Was Dullum recently assaulted by a rogue gang of hot air balloon enthusiasts? Yes.